1 00:00:10,289 --> 00:00:12,210 [audience applauding] 2 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:14,269 [Drew] Good evening everybody and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway? 3 00:00:14,289 --> 00:00:18,000 On tonight's show, he has a good beat, Greg Proops. 4 00:00:18,179 --> 00:00:19,109 He really rocks, 5 00:00:19,289 --> 00:00:21,010 Wayne Brady. 6 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:23,239 He's easy to dance to, Colin Mochrie. 7 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:27,260 And you will be humming it all night, Ryan Stiles. 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,289 I'm your host Drew Carey, come on now let's have some fun. 9 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:30,260 [audience applauding] 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,229 Hello. 11 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:42,170 Hello, welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, 12 00:00:42,189 --> 00:00:44,179 the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. 13 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,250 That's right. The points don't mean a thing. 14 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:48,009 Just like the bowtie on a Chippendale dancer. 15 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:50,020 [laughing] 16 00:00:50,039 --> 00:00:51,219 What happens, is you never seen the show before, 17 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,009 these four guys are gonna come up, 18 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:54,189 they're gonna make stuff up for you right on the spot. 19 00:00:54,210 --> 00:00:56,210 Based on suggestions from the audience 20 00:00:56,229 --> 00:00:58,000 and things we have written on these cards here, 21 00:00:58,020 --> 00:00:59,109 they've never seen the suggestions before the show. 22 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:00,200 They don't know what's on these cards 23 00:01:00,219 --> 00:01:02,159 and just make it all up. At the end of every game, 24 00:01:02,179 --> 00:01:04,099 I give them points. 25 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,010 Just little gag to hold the show together. Don't get excited about them. 26 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:08,180 And, uh, at the end of the show, I pick a winner 27 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,129 and the winner gets to do a little something with me. 28 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:11,099 [audience laughs] 29 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:14,069 [audience whooping] 30 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:16,060 Please. that wasn't... if it was, I'd be doing it right now. 31 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:18,030 [audience laughing] 32 00:01:18,049 --> 00:01:21,120 So, ready to start? Let's go with weird newscasters. 33 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:22,180 This is for all four of you. 34 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,260 Colin, you're gonna be anchorman of a news show. 35 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,289 Uh, Greg, you're the co-anchor. You're a heckler. 36 00:01:27,219 --> 00:01:28,150 [audience laughs] 37 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:30,099 Sports is Wayne. 38 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,000 You're a precocious multi-talented child star. 39 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:34,079 [audience laughs] 40 00:01:34,099 --> 00:01:35,189 And Ryan, you're doing the weather. 41 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:37,140 You're an angry NBA player 42 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:39,109 about to get ejected. 43 00:01:39,129 --> 00:01:41,189 [audience laughs] 44 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:43,099 -So you're like Karl Mal-- -About to get what? 45 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,120 -[scoffs] -You're Karl Malone. 46 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:48,189 So whenever you're ready and whenever you hear music, go ahead and start, Colin. 47 00:01:49,219 --> 00:01:51,069 [music playing] 48 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:55,229 -Hello. -[audience laughs] 49 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:57,069 I'm Jackson Goodreader-- 50 00:01:57,090 --> 00:01:58,240 You suck. 51 00:01:58,259 --> 00:02:01,000 [audience laughing and applauding] 52 00:02:01,019 --> 00:02:03,189 Boring. Boring. 53 00:02:03,209 --> 00:02:05,230 And welcome to the six o'clock news. 54 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,200 Yawn. 55 00:02:06,219 --> 00:02:07,239 Unfortunately, 56 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,199 everything happened at 3:48 today. 57 00:02:09,219 --> 00:02:10,280 So we have nothing to tell you. 58 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,020 [audience laughs] 59 00:02:12,039 --> 00:02:13,069 Over to you. 60 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:15,240 Snore. Snore. 61 00:02:15,259 --> 00:02:16,229 [audience laughs] 62 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,129 Nice haircut. Lose a bet? 63 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:20,020 [laughs] 64 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:22,120 Nice top. You got the bottoms to those? 65 00:02:22,139 --> 00:02:25,240 [laughs hysterically] 66 00:02:25,259 --> 00:02:27,159 Nice shirt. What's your average? 67 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,020 [laughs] 68 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,039 Bring on the chicks. 69 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:37,050 [audience laughing and clapping] 70 00:02:38,219 --> 00:02:41,150 You're all right, I was just helping you. 71 00:02:41,170 --> 00:02:43,270 [slurring] I was just helping you. Go on I'll help you. Go on. 72 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:44,259 Go on, I'll help you. 73 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,079 Thank for that insightful report. 74 00:02:47,099 --> 00:02:48,050 Shut up. 75 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:52,090 And now over to sports. 76 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:55,189 With Reginald Reginald Reginald. 77 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:58,090 That's Reginald Reginald Reginal, it's French. 78 00:02:59,009 --> 00:03:00,159 [audience laughing] 79 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,180 Today all of the sports teams decided to get together 80 00:03:07,199 --> 00:03:09,139 and hold a little show 81 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,000 starring 82 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:14,219 me because everyone knows sports are fun. 83 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,120 [audience laughing] 84 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:21,289 [singing] Just when the tennis players take a fall. 85 00:03:22,009 --> 00:03:25,139 John McEnroe likes to hit a ball in saw. 86 00:03:25,159 --> 00:03:28,259 I'm doing this for my mom. 87 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:32,150 [audience whooping] 88 00:03:34,159 --> 00:03:35,229 -He was singing. -Watch the elbow. 89 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,060 He was singing. 90 00:03:37,079 --> 00:03:38,210 And now over to the weather. 91 00:03:38,229 --> 00:03:41,050 Let's see what's happening this week in weather. 92 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:42,039 -He is dancing too. -Yeah. 93 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:43,270 Well. thanks. 94 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:47,150 If you can see, we got a sunny weekend in store for the West Coast here 95 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:49,210 and moving on to the east over here, we got some rain. 96 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,079 Ooh. Touched that cloud there little bit. 97 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,000 Touch of... What? 98 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,110 What are you talking about? I barely touched the cloud. 99 00:03:56,129 --> 00:03:57,259 What? What are you, little man? 100 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,210 What are you, big man? And your little man is older than this? 101 00:04:00,229 --> 00:04:03,129 Are you kicking me out? I don't think you're kicking me out. 102 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,169 Oh you are? 103 00:04:04,189 --> 00:04:05,189 That's fine. 104 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:07,000 Okay, that's fine. Oh dammit. 105 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,219 [audience whooping and clapping] 106 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,240 All right. All right. 107 00:04:10,189 --> 00:04:11,139 Yeah. 108 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,029 Whoo! 109 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,230 Whoo! 110 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:23,040 [hisses] 111 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,009 Well, that's This is Not News 112 00:04:27,029 --> 00:04:30,060 Join us tomorrow for more news and more news stories. 113 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:31,040 Good night. 114 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:33,290 [audience cheering and clapping] 115 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:44,250 That was great. A 1000 points for everybody. 116 00:04:44,269 --> 00:04:47,029 Of course, I have to subtract 500 points for Ryan. 117 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,189 Cause he forgot to kick a photographer. 118 00:04:48,209 --> 00:04:49,180 [audience laughs] 119 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:51,199 [mouthing] 120 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:54,259 Let's go on to a game called African Chants. 121 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,060 Called African Chant, it's for Wayne. 122 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:58,259 We have Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on guitar. 123 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,240 [audience whooping and clapping] 124 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,209 [Drew] Take that chair. 125 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:04,160 I know just the guy to pick. 126 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,199 Hello, how are you? What's your name, sir? 127 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:08,170 -Pat. -Pat, what do you do for a living? 128 00:05:08,189 --> 00:05:10,139 -I'm a sprinkler guy. -Sprinkler guy, are you? 129 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,069 That's a good name for a thing to get involved. 130 00:05:12,089 --> 00:05:14,060 I trust you. Okay, come on up here. 131 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:16,069 And, uh... 132 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,060 Wayne, this is Pat. 133 00:05:20,269 --> 00:05:23,050 -Pat's a sprinkler guy. -Yeah. 134 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:24,139 -Yeah. -And, uh... 135 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,220 Yeah. 136 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,170 -[grunts] -Now this is, uh, 137 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:30,149 someone gonna do, uh, Ryan, Colin, Greg, gonna do back up for Wayne here. 138 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:39,159 We're gonna sing to Pat the sprinkler guy 139 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:41,000 and you're gonna do an African chant. 140 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:44,100 Right on. 141 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,290 ♪ Hello, Pat... ♪ 142 00:05:54,009 --> 00:05:56,009 ♪ Pat sprinkler guy ♪ 143 00:05:56,029 --> 00:05:57,110 ♪ Ahoo... ♪ 144 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:03,110 ♪ Oooh ♪ 145 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,060 ♪ Uncle Pat ♪ 146 00:06:05,079 --> 00:06:06,009 He go... [sputters] 147 00:06:07,069 --> 00:06:09,170 [all sputter] 148 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,279 ♪ Oh, did the rain no come ♪ 149 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,160 ♪ Pat make the water, the ground ♪ 150 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:18,189 ♪ Oh, Pat ♪ 151 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:20,250 [all] ♪ Oh-hoo ♪ 152 00:06:22,089 --> 00:06:23,069 ♪ Pat come ♪ 153 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,180 [audience laughs] 154 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,259 ♪ Oh... ♪ 155 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:33,259 [all] ♪ Oh... ♪ 156 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,159 ♪ Pat make the water ♪ 157 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:38,279 ♪ So the animals don't go to sleep ♪ 158 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:42,079 ♪ Pat ♪ 159 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,170 [all] ♪ Pat ♪ 160 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,029 ♪ P ♪ 161 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:46,129 [all] ♪ P ♪ 162 00:06:47,009 --> 00:06:47,240 ♪ A ♪ 163 00:06:47,259 --> 00:06:48,209 ♪ A ♪ 164 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:50,149 ♪ T ♪ 165 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:51,100 [all] ♪ T ♪ 166 00:06:52,159 --> 00:06:54,090 ♪ If Pat were an animal ♪ 167 00:06:54,110 --> 00:06:55,199 ♪ Pat would be an elephant ♪ 168 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,290 [sputtering] 169 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:03,100 [vocalizing] 170 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:10,250 ♪ Ah! Hoo... ♪ 171 00:07:10,269 --> 00:07:11,259 Thank you. 172 00:07:11,279 --> 00:07:14,160 [audience cheering and applauding] 173 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,189 Pat. 174 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:19,139 Pat. 175 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,129 Thank you... 176 00:07:26,259 --> 00:07:27,250 That was great. 177 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,269 Oh man. 178 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,230 [vocalizing] 179 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,230 Did not let me back after yesterday. 180 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,139 They'll make you a prince after that. 181 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,240 If we... 182 00:07:41,259 --> 00:07:43,199 Okay? Hey, I feel, feels like rain. How about you guys? 183 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:46,139 [laughs] 184 00:07:46,159 --> 00:07:48,079 [Drew laughs] The guy just smoked up some sprinkles. 185 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,050 Uh... 186 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,079 [vocalizing] 187 00:07:52,129 --> 00:07:53,159 [laughs] 188 00:07:55,079 --> 00:07:57,269 Thousand, 50, 50,000, 50... 189 00:07:59,069 --> 00:08:02,069 Now let's go on a game called Scenes from a Hat. 190 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:03,269 Scenes from a Hat is for the all four of you. 191 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:06,129 Ryan and Colin in one side, Greg and Wayne on the other. 192 00:08:06,149 --> 00:08:09,000 What I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna take this very patriotic hat here. 193 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:10,160 And what we do is before the show, 194 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:13,029 we asked the audience to write down scenes they'd like to see. 195 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,170 And we're gonna have these guys come up 196 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:17,069 with as many different examples of these scenes as we can. 197 00:08:17,089 --> 00:08:18,019 Let's start out. 198 00:08:19,089 --> 00:08:21,000 State mottoes rejected for license plates. 199 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:26,220 Mississippi: We do too have all our teeth. 200 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,199 [buzzer rings] 201 00:08:28,269 --> 00:08:29,279 [audience whoops] 202 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,209 Utah: 203 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:33,149 30,000 wives can't be wrong. 204 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,080 Miami. 205 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,029 The land that time remembered. 206 00:08:42,139 --> 00:08:43,200 -[buzzer rings] -Miami is a city. 207 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,100 Florida. 208 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:51,179 Not to be confused with Miami. 209 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:56,169 Montana. 210 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:58,139 How fast can you drive? 211 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,190 [buzzer rings] 212 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,200 Texas: 213 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,139 Capital punishment rocks. 214 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,039 You got that right, bubba! 215 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,059 What God created on an off day? 216 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:18,039 "And I shall call it the other white meat." 217 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:25,200 "Hey, buddy. 218 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:26,159 I'm Pauly Shore." 219 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:31,240 [laughs] 220 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:36,029 And they shall be known as the Dodgers. 221 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,210 Bad things to hear from the doctor who's operating on you. 222 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,100 "That's a good looking wife you have." 223 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,179 [buzzer buzzes] 224 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,179 "You are my first patient in America." 225 00:09:58,210 --> 00:09:59,139 [buzzer buzzes] 226 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,220 Ooh, that's different. 227 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,169 [buzzer buzzes] 228 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:07,100 Fire me? [scoffs] 229 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:10,019 Sure, fire me. 230 00:10:14,009 --> 00:10:16,049 President Clinton's things to do list. 231 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,240 Switch to a pipe. 232 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,149 [buzzer buzzes] 233 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,039 When having an affair... 234 00:10:31,059 --> 00:10:33,080 Pick someone good looking. 235 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,149 [audience cheers] 236 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,110 [Drew] Okay, thank you very much. 237 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,279 That's it. 238 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,129 We're going to go to commercial. We'll be right back 239 00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:43,019 with more Whose Line Is It Anyway? 240 00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:44,129 Right after this, don't go anywhere. 241 00:10:50,259 --> 00:10:52,139 Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? 242 00:10:52,159 --> 00:10:54,120 The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. 243 00:10:54,139 --> 00:10:56,029 That's right. 244 00:10:56,049 --> 00:10:58,000 The points don't matter just like a congressman from Rhode Island. 245 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:05,159 Wow. You seem to have the entire state of Rhode Island in there. 246 00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:08,200 [laughs] 247 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:11,250 Now let's go on to a game called Change Emotions. 248 00:11:11,269 --> 00:11:14,179 It's called change emotions for Ryan, Colin and Greg. 249 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,210 What happens is these guys gonna act out a scene and, uh... 250 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,230 These objects... 251 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,250 Why don't you grab one 252 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:20,259 There you go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 253 00:11:21,259 --> 00:11:22,169 -Safety please. -Easy big fella. 254 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,179 Yeah. 255 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,100 Each item that I gave them, uh... 256 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,169 ...has a particular emotion attached to it. 257 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,110 -And what we are holding is-- -[laughs] 258 00:11:29,129 --> 00:11:30,200 Yeah. 259 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,029 Whosever holding the prop has to display that emotion. 260 00:11:33,049 --> 00:11:34,139 And your scene is... 261 00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:37,009 Your big game hunters and your lost in the jungle. 262 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,039 And the canteen represents lust. 263 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,259 And, uh... 264 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:43,070 at the jungle knife. 265 00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:47,000 The jungle knife represents fury. 266 00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:48,210 Like you are furious if your holding the jungle knife. 267 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:51,139 So go ahead and start the scene. 268 00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:54,169 Why are there so many trees in the jungle? 269 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:57,200 Hey calm down. They're part of the ecosystem, dude. 270 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,100 Look! 271 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,259 You're only on this trip because we needed someone to carry the pack. 272 00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,259 Whoa! 273 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:04,259 You need to take it-- 274 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:10,049 [yelling] We need that water. 275 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,179 We're almost out of water. 276 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,129 All the liquid's almost gone. 277 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,029 You don't have anymore. You take care of it. 278 00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:19,210 God, you look really strong with that knife in your hand. 279 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,269 I never noticed the cut of your jib before. 280 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:23,169 But you're my kind of explorer. 281 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,139 Hey, take it easy. Why do you let me cut the trail for a while. 282 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,139 No. Let me lick the trail clean. 283 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,289 All right, Maybe he's right. 284 00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:32,000 Argh! 285 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,009 Hey. 286 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,190 That was uncalled for. 287 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,139 Excuse me. 288 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,289 -I'm sorry. -Excuse me. 289 00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,230 I'm the head of the expedition. 290 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,100 This is not right. 291 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,110 Yes, run through the forest and cut there on the plants, 292 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:47,139 since it's already in you. 293 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:48,279 You're having some issues? Aren't you? 294 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,019 Yes. 295 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:51,039 Yes, I am. 296 00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:52,029 [audience applauds] 297 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,070 Well, Mr. Third Wheel 298 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:57,190 will just bleed over here, if it's all right with you. 299 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,110 Oh, don't be such a grouse. 300 00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:01,009 Here. I'll take it out. 301 00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:03,019 Oh, look at the mess you made. 302 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:04,120 Oh, clean that off. 303 00:13:04,139 --> 00:13:05,210 Will you clean this? 304 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,210 -Do you have to do everything on this-- -Yeah. 305 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,090 Yes, I will. 306 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,090 [buzzer buzzes] 307 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,029 [clapping] 308 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,149 That was 1000 points. 309 00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:25,190 Now don't play with him on the way home. 310 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,169 We don't want you to get into a car accident. 311 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,200 Now, let's go onto a game called... [laughs] 312 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,230 Greatest hits. 313 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,080 This is for Colin, Ryan and Wayne with Laura Hall on piano, 314 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,159 Linda Taylor on guitar. 315 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:45,000 Colin and Ryan are our TV commercial guys, 316 00:13:45,019 --> 00:13:46,230 talking about a big compilation album 317 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,240 that's trying to sell, 318 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,120 and they're gonna try to get Wayne 319 00:13:49,139 --> 00:13:51,009 to sing different types of songs that they're gonna make for him. 320 00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,259 Try to trick him up. 321 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,259 What we need from the audience is something you look for in the yellow pages. 322 00:13:54,279 --> 00:13:55,250 [man from audience] Exterminator. 323 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,210 [woman from audience] Taxi. 324 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,230 [Drew] Exterminator. 325 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,200 [woman 2] Dog groomer. 326 00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,230 Exterminator. 327 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,169 So the album is... 328 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:05,019 Songs of the exterminator. Good luck, Wayne. 329 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,200 We'll be back to our nature documentary, 330 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,230 Baggy, the Anorexic Elephant, in just a second. 331 00:14:13,149 --> 00:14:14,120 You know... 332 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,250 -Hey Colin. -Yes, Ryan. 333 00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:24,159 Question. Is this CD set safe for the kids? 334 00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:25,129 Answer. 335 00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:27,019 Yes, it is. And not only that, 336 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:28,200 it's cholesterol free. 337 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,100 All right, moving right along. 338 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:37,279 we put together 60 songs on a two CD set about the exterminator. 339 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,179 That's right. We have more hits than Dodgers opponents. 340 00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:46,159 We're gonna start off with one of our favorite rockabillies 341 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:49,029 The Stray Cats, "Ooh, a Spider." 342 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,200 [music playing] 343 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,019 ♪ Hey ♪ 344 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:59,289 ♪ Well, I just moved into a house just the other day ♪ 345 00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:04,230 ♪ When I saw an arachnid come in on my way ♪ 346 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,129 ♪ That thing was big that I could ride her ♪ 347 00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:11,139 ♪ Oh my God, it's a spider ♪ 348 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:12,259 ♪ Come on, little spider ♪ 349 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,159 ♪ Why don't you make your web? ♪ 350 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,200 ♪ Oh, little spider ♪ 351 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,159 ♪ You have got eight legs ♪ 352 00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:23,100 ♪ Oh spider, don't you see? ♪ 353 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,289 ♪ Help me ♪ 354 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,019 [audience applauding] 355 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:36,090 You know the range of artists on this CD set is incredible. 356 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:40,009 I think one of my favorites would be the great Eartha Kitt hit, 357 00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:41,019 Kitt hit? 358 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:42,009 [laughing] 359 00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:46,129 The great Eartha Kitt hit. 360 00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:47,159 "You Go Under the House". 361 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,049 [music playing] 362 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,240 ♪ Rrrr... Darling ♪ 363 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:06,039 ♪ I've just moved in to a new place ♪ 364 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:14,120 ♪ But under the house is a place I can't face... ♪ 365 00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:15,200 [roars] 366 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,200 ♪ You need to... ♪ 367 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:21,080 ♪ Find some Raid on the shelf ♪ 368 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,139 ♪ And go under the house ♪ 369 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,149 ♪ Your own damn self ♪ 370 00:16:27,169 --> 00:16:31,179 ♪ Under the house... ♪ 371 00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:37,000 ♪ Under the house cause I'm afraid of the spiders ♪ 372 00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:38,169 ♪ And of the mouse ♪ 373 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,139 [roars] 374 00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:42,090 [audience applauds] 375 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,259 Still brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? 376 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,100 Sure it does, those days are gone. 377 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,049 Yeah. 378 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,009 But are they? 379 00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,289 -Yeah, they are. -They are. 380 00:16:59,009 --> 00:16:59,279 But you know... 381 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:06,099 We have more hits than you can possibly think about. 382 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:10,140 One of my personal favorite artist is the wonderful artist named Cher. 383 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,130 And although I love much of her late stuff, 384 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:16,250 Her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved. 385 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,009 It was good stuff. 386 00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:20,190 Let's not say stuff anymore. 387 00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:21,140 Okay. 388 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,160 But you remember this great hit? 389 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,140 "Ants, Rats and Gypsy Moths"? 390 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:33,269 [music playing] 391 00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:37,269 ♪ Oh ♪ 392 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:42,259 ♪ There somebody said, over there ♪ 393 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:46,170 ♪ I've got rodents and pests ♪ 394 00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,250 ♪ Stalking my hair ♪ 395 00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:53,269 ♪ Oh Lord and please forgive me ♪ 396 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,039 ♪ I need someone to save me ♪ 397 00:17:56,059 --> 00:17:59,099 ♪ From the ants, the roaches and the gypsies in my hall ♪ 398 00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:01,170 ♪ Oh... ♪ 399 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:04,089 ♪ The gypsy moths They bite my feet ♪ 400 00:18:05,029 --> 00:18:05,259 ♪ Oh-ho ♪ 401 00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:10,180 ♪ And the ants, They move to this beat ♪ 402 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,000 ♪ Oh ♪ 403 00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:14,250 ♪ Little mole in a hole and a vole ♪ 404 00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:17,170 ♪ Gypsy moth in the local area ♪ 405 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:20,130 ♪ Oh Lord I love the gypsy moths ♪ 406 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:22,289 ♪ Oh Lord ♪ 407 00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:23,240 [audience applauding] 408 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,250 Don't go away, we'll be right back 409 00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:32,089 to more Whose Line Is It Anyway? 410 00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:33,180 Find out who the winner is, don't go anywhere. 411 00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:43,180 Hey, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? 412 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,049 Tonight's winner, by some strange reason, is Greg Proops. 413 00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:48,160 I don't know it happened, but there he is. 414 00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,269 What we're gonna do with the rest of the second part is 415 00:18:53,289 --> 00:18:56,009 we're going to be doing a hoedown for you. 416 00:18:56,029 --> 00:18:58,009 A big old hoedown with our Laura Hall on the piano. 417 00:19:01,029 --> 00:19:03,000 What I need from the audience... 418 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:06,140 One of you guys... I need a suggestion of a group of people that you hate. 419 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,089 [indistinct shouting] 420 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,140 Village People. Village People. 421 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,210 Let's do the... 422 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,230 Village People hoedown. 423 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,190 Village People. 424 00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:16,039 [music playing] 425 00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:19,200 [audience clapping] 426 00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,069 ♪ I love the Village People ♪ 427 00:19:24,089 --> 00:19:25,289 ♪ Now please don't get me wrong ♪ 428 00:19:26,009 --> 00:19:27,240 ♪ I love Y.M.C.A ♪ 429 00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:29,259 ♪ Girl, that's my song ♪ 430 00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:33,130 ♪ But you see in San Francisco, is where they belong ♪ 431 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:37,009 ♪ And all the Village People inspired me to wear my thong ♪ 432 00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:44,240 [whistling] 433 00:19:44,259 --> 00:19:48,130 ♪ I love the Village People, they give me confidence ♪ 434 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,079 ♪ Even though I'm not too bright ♪ 435 00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:51,279 ♪ I am rather dense ♪ 436 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,200 ♪ I have a fat white body and I don't have a tan ♪ 437 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:59,019 ♪ But when I put on leather pants I am a macho man ♪ 438 00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:01,009 [audience cheering] 439 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,009 [whoops] 440 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,259 ♪ About the Village People, I have lot of facts ♪ 441 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:18,089 ♪ Did you know they made a movie? Yes they acts ♪ 442 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:22,059 ♪ It's really is quite wonderful, I can't believe my eyes ♪ 443 00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:25,160 ♪ If you laid them end to end, I wouldn't be surprised ♪ 444 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,180 [laughs] 445 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:37,079 ♪ I don't like the Village People, I think they're kind of rude ♪ 446 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:41,019 ♪ Don't you know their lyrics can be kind of crude ♪ 447 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,109 ♪ When it's on my stereo I always hit the mute ♪ 448 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:48,039 ♪ But I'll have to admit the Indian's kind of cute ♪ 449 00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:56,079 Hey, we'll be right back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Don't go anywhere. 450 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,230 Hey welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? 451 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,269 For you on the show tonight, Ryan and Greg read the credits. 452 00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:07,180 I want you to read the credits 453 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,130 like, uh, two frat boys spending spring break at a crowded beach. 454 00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:11,289 So, go ahead and start. 455 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,109 Good night everybody, we'll see you next time on Whose Line. 456 00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,059 [audience applauding] 457 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,180 -Dan Patterson, right? -Yeah. 458 00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:21,140 [both] Oh, man. 459 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,089 Tom Park's there. 460 00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:24,009 -Drew Carey. -Oh. 461 00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:25,059 Hello. Oh, yeah. 462 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,240 Hello! 463 00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:28,130 That's martini she's knocking back there, huh? 464 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:29,279 Keith Richmond's wearing a thong. 465 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,039 -That's nice to see. -It sure is. 466 00:21:32,009 --> 00:21:33,059 How about Stacy Gale? 467 00:21:33,079 --> 00:21:34,180 She's got a little sand in her face, 468 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,180 and you can't beat that, know what I mean? 469 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,130 [laughs] 470 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:41,039 Alpha, gamma, phi. 471 00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:43,039 Dude, dude, get up. 472 00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:44,259 Dude, the show is over.